Dash is known for providing brain breaking crack anime, regaling the club with stories of Teh Olden Days and being the best damn nearly-blind dude around.

He is also occasionally 'fabulous' or even 'SUPER-fabulous!'

His laptop used to be used for running fansubs, until it died a horrible, virus-related death. (or something). In conjunction with the broken projector, we were treated to it's background of Radical Ed(cowboy bebop) in vash the stampede's coat... except she looked rather ill. "Oh well. Another battle lost. That's the story of my life."

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Old Man Dash's facebook fanclub

Dash is the soul of a ten-year-old trapped in the body of an old man who feeds off the negative emotions that everyone experiences during finals week. His favorite foods include crotch-cookies and the souls of the innocent. However, since he is currently a member of JAS, there are no innocent souls for him to feed on and so he settles for Keeblers Fudge cookies.

He is majoring in eating up your tax dollars so he can buy more anime and is running out of anime to buy. He is known for inspiring a number of short comic strips based on his inability to see and the hazardous effects this has on the White House. His current residence is in an abandoned apartment building off-campus that is likely the first to go once a big wind blows through. Visitors have reported stepping in rabid bat guano at his residence. His future plans include further using your tax dollars, ruining our brains with anime, and living in a pineapple under the sea.