Ye Olde Quotefile

Quotes may or may not be in context or order, or even properly attributed. Some may be NSFW. dive in at your own risk.

"quotefile created 2006-07"

Phil:

• "I'm not having kids. I'm leaving this planet a rotting husk!" ~Phil, on the subject of conservationism and the future
• "My head is stuck in my arm hole.... help?"
• "There is no Dash. There is only Nerd."
• "I was waring an AV cable as a belt."- Phil
• "No rap in anime, it kills baby Dash."- Phil
• "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, DOOM!!!-" Phil
• "In the arena of logic you fight unarmed."- Joe

"I fight with a rocket launcher!"- Phil

• "Why must you kill everything from my childhood?"

Dash:

• WMD= Dash. "And in other news, today a blind man took out the Whitehouse."
• "I will feed off all your tax checks. Your social security is __mine__." ~Dash
• "He's Micheal Jackson black." Dash on Joe
• "Frisbees are like UFOs, except they don't anally probe you."-Dash
• "Kyle doesn't wear pants so everyone can play with his Wii."- Dash

Joe:

• "Are you abusing little girls?" "Noo~o, phoenix is!"
• "Dash: superman's intern!"
• " You were stalking hot japanese girls?" "Well, we were gonna, but we got distracted." -Joe, on 1st trip to Mitsua.

Miscellaneous

• "You have cheese in your hair." "What's that?" "Cheese!" PockyLiz and Leslie on airborne food particles
• "Live on, Helmet Rider! Live ON!" -Joe driving through Chicago for 2nd trip to Mitsua
• "I lost my teddybear. Can I have your soul?" ~Mallory
• "Want to go get yourself some 'pussy'? It tastes like ass!" Zach, on energy drink names
• "I wanna live at the giant porn mecca!"
• "I wanna make bird crap into gunpowder"
• "You can't be colorblind to black!" "Watch me."
• "If that was in Halo, I would shoot it just to see what color its blood is." -Kyle on "DeaRs"
• "I am KING OF THE DIRT JAR!" PockyLiz on a jar of dirt
• "Leslie, it's all your fault."
• "Rocky, it's all your fault."
• "Mapquest, it's all your fault." -Rocky on Mapquest
• "If this were live-action, Johnny Depp would play Red Mantle." Zach on Haunted Junction
• "I miss the days of the gay Charlie Brown." Lee on the funky projector
• "I am not rubbing your belly." Rocky on Dash's buddha belly
• "And then I realized that I feed others to fill the empty hole inside me." -Leslie
• "If it smells, stay away!"- Kyle on sex and STD's
• "Ha Ha, Leslie's not wearing pants."-Kyle
• "We're at the giant porn meca where there are no rules!  I can do anything I want and not get in trouble!  I'm gonna download fansubs!"-Kyle

Hentai night quotes. Because no one was paying attention to who said what, just that there were badly-drawn boobs:

• "All hail the hypno-boobs!"
• "Does anyone really want a hot dog after that?"
• "That's not a breast... it's a SPACESHIP!"
• "Just what hentai night needs: a dead asian."
• "No matter how much porn I see, I can't stop thinking about Voltron!"
• Wow japan is awesome.  Girls are being fondled in the park, it's a major crisis and who do the Japanese call?  Not the police, not the SWAT team, not the fucking Defense Force, but a bunch of scantily clad girls waiting to be raped.  Japan is so fucking awesome!"- Kyle

Perhaps some brave soul will organize these by subject someday. it won't be me. (pockyliz)

"I am the brave soul who organized this by person. It wasn't her." (Lee <3)